- miley: this is a song i wrote about my grandfather who died
- people: slut
- miley: i've only had 3 boyfriends in my whole life
- people: slut
- miley: I just finished recording a bob dylan cover and all the money goes to amnesty international!
- people: slut
- miley: i set up my own charity foundation called Get Ur Good On to help teenagers around the world
- people: slut
- miley: i just joined blessings in a backpack, city of hope, clothes off our back, cystic fibrosis foundation, donatemydress.org, elton john aids foundation, elizabeth flaser pediatric aids foundation, feeding america, grammy foundation, habitat for humanity, heroes in heels, houson children's charity, hatian relief org, kids wish network, libby ross foundation, make-a-wish foundation, musicares, music for relief, musicians on call, red cross, st.jude childres's research, the art of elysium, tony hawk foundation, to write love on her arms, united service org, variety power of youth, wish upon a hero foundation and youth service america!
- people: dear mother of god stop you slut
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
- regular person: have you seen that episode where-
- me: i've seen all the episodes
